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Another reason why I rak. Out of the house and to a gig using public transportation.

Posted by Couscous on Friday, December 23, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
Reason number 268 why I rak!

Last night, I used all public transportation to get to a Sacramento belly dance gig. Why does that rak? Out of my care for the environment and reducing my carbon pawprint, I was able to not drive a car at all to belly dance in Sacramento. How does one go about this fabulous event procedure? I started my green environmental night by having my sugar daddy drive me an hour south to belly dance at this great pizza restaurant in Modesto. I don't like when he stays to w...
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In the Holiday Spirit

Posted by Couscous on Wednesday, November 30, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
To honor the holiday season, I have written a song that lucky customers will receive free of charge when they hire me to dance at their Sacramento Holiday party.

Book the Cous  (To the tune of Deck the Halls)

Book the Couscous for your party.
La la la la la la la la la
If you don't then you'll be sorry
La la la la la la la la la

I will come and shake things u-up
La la la la la la la la la la la la
I am the best belly dancer
La la la la la la la la la

Oh time for another amazing gig that you'll never ...
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Artistic Philosophy of Belly Dance

Posted by Couscous on Wednesday, November 2, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
Attention, money and free drinks from men. That's what being an artist is all about.

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Hire a Sacto Belly Dancer to Belly Dance in Sacramento

Posted by Couscous on Sunday, October 9, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
Are you interested in hiring a Sacramento belly dancer? Look no further. I am your the best belly dancer for hire!

The key to hiring the best Sacramento belly dancer is to make sure she does belly dance in Sacramento. Not Guatemala. Not Tijuana. Not Orlando or Las Vegas (well, I can be an Orlando belly dancer or a Las Vegas belly dancer if I can piggyback a trip to Disney or the Strip onto your special event!)

But it's not enough just to hire any old belly dancer. She must be the Best Belly Dan...
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I am the best belly dancer in the world because I feel the music!

Posted by Couscous on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
A raving fan just told me that I was the best belly dancer in the world! I would have to agree with her, but also remind her that I said that first. What makes someone the best belly dancer in the world? Well, for one, I am a true Middle Eastern dance artist and I can really feel the music better than most. I have been known to be moved to tears in the middle of my routines because of how well I can channel my emotions and express them. I don't really know what they are singing about in those...
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Why I Rak!

Posted by Coucous on Saturday, July 30, 2011, In : Why I Rak! 
Hello raving fans!

You're in luck because today I am going to indulge all the requests I've received from you adoring fans to write about my wonderful belly dance life and why I am the most in-demand belly dancer in all of Sacramento! Please enjoy reading my blog because my life is so much more exciting than yours and my opinions are worth more than gold because of my ability to rak the house wherever I go!

Read on lucky fans about why I rak!

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